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check. I need to buy a gift for Micheh,
for Valentine's Day"
Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example
of what we can do. One day, Tiger
Woods came into one of our bank
branches without ID. To prove he was
Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and
made a beautiful shot across the bank
into a coffee cup. With that shot we
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed
his check."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came into
the same place without ID. He pulled out
his tennis racquet and made a fabulous
shot where as the tennis ball landed in a
coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his
check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to
prove that it is you, and only you, as the
President of the United States?"
Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and
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