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The Onion Satirical News Page - Email Forward (File 026924)
Email forwarding a satirical news article from The Onion dated December 20, 2018, sent by Paul Krassner to Danny Goldberg with multiple recipients copied.
Summary
This document is an email dated December 20, 2018, from Paul Krassner forwarding a satirical article from The Onion to Danny Goldberg, with Kevin Bright and Caryl Ratner copied. The email contains multiple Onion articles and headlines from December 2018, including satirical pieces about Christmas threats, sleep monitoring, NFL topics, and other contemporary humor content. The document appears to be part of email correspondence discussing media or entertainment content.
From: paul krassnerSent: 12/20/2018 8:09:23 PMTo: Danny GoldbergSubject: Fwd:Importance: High]; Kevin Bright I ]; Caryl RatnerAMERICA'S FINEST NEWS SOURCEVideo Politics Sports Local Business EntertainmentiHOUSE OVERSIGHT 026924Ho, Ho, Ho! Send Me $11313 Billion ByChristmas Or I Will Detonate A DirtyBomb In 5 Major Cities!Season's greetings from your old friend Santa! My, my, it seems the Christmas seasoncomes a bit earlier each year, doesn't it? Yes, it certainly does. And with the hours tickingaway until we make the Yuletide gay, jolly old Saint Nick has a very important message forall his boys and girls.Read more...HOUSE OVERSIGHT 026925HOUSE OVERSIGHT 026926Voyeur ResearchersRecommend At Least 7 HoursOf Watching Someone SleepPer NightMan Spends Long Day At WorkWaiting To Go Home And BeLonelyWinner Of 'The Voice' ExcitedTo Use $50 Chili's Gift CardHOUSE OVERSIGHT 026927Raiders Announce Plan To Play2019 Home Games In JonGruden's Backyard.:1•1711-F,%WIT:Az.Onion PoliticsMORE POLITICAL COVERAGE 0HOUSE OVERSIGHT 026928News in BriefFirefighter ExcitedlyChecks Drop-Off Bin ToSee If They Got AnyBabies While They WereOutInfographicThe Trump PresidencyIn 2018News in BriefEcstatic Pope FrancisFinally Lands Role AsMary In St. Peter'sChristmas PageantNew VideosPopular VideosAll SeriesHOUSE OVERSIGHT 026929UCF Deserves A Shot To Be Utterly Destroyed InThe College Football PlayoffSHARE THIS WITH FRIENDS OR SPAM YOUR ENEMIES:17.3POPULAR VIDEOSVIDEOS s„ALL,HOUSE OVERSIGHT 0269305 Things To Know About`Aquaman'AMERICANVOICESShould The NFL OfferTo Reinstate KareemHunt If He Promises ToPlay Extra Hard?SEE ALL 0Gun Deaths In U.S. At40-Year HighMerriam-WebsterNames 'Justice' Word OfThe YearThe Origins Of PopularChristmas SongsHOUSE OVERSIGHT 026931STAY CONNECTED FOR EVEN MOREAbout UsContact UsPrivacy PolicyUnsubscribeDON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR OTHER SITESHOUSE OVERSIGHT 026932The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.0 Copyright 2018 Onion Inc. All rights reserved I 730 N Franklin St, 7th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654HOUSE OVERSIGHT 026933