File 026517
Email Chain: Humorous 'Shortest Books of All Time' List (File 026517)
An email chain from August 2013 containing a satirical list of fictional books with humorous titles mocking public figures and celebrities, forwarded among business associates.
Summary
This document is an email thread dated August 19, 2013, in which Terry Kafka forwards a humorous list titled 'The Shortest Books of All Time' to colleagues including Mark Epstein and others. The list consists of satirical book titles mocking various public figures, politicians, and celebrities with jokes about their perceived shortcomings or contradictions (e.g., 'Things I Love About My Country' by Jane Fonda, 'Things I Did to Deserve the Nobel Peace Prize' by Barack Obama). The email thread shows multiple forwards and replies with minimal substantive commentary, suggesting the list was circulated for entertainment purposes.
From:Sent:To:CC:Subject:Terry Kafka [_________________________________8/19/2013 8:34:18 PMMark L. Epstein [iM1=1; Jeffery Edwards [jeeyacation@gmail.com]; 'Warren Eisenstein'Mark Albert_____________________FW: shortest books of all timeImportance: HighFrom:Sent: Monday, August 19, 2013 12:25 PMTo: terry@impactoutdoor.comSubject: Re: shortest books of all timeJanet KafkaNow that is really funny!!!On Aug 19, 2013, at 7:53 AM,Sent via BlackBerry by AT&Trote:From: Joel DunnDate: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 07:35:50 -0700 (PDT)To: Nicholas Gahhos>; John Stepek<>; EdHammer< >; Bob & SancallIM>; JoeNordgaardly Kafka< BridgesHague<>ReplyTo: Joel Dunn <Subject: shortest books of all timeThe Shortest Books of All TimeMY BLACK GIRLFRIENDSBy Tiger WoodsTHINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRYBy Jane Fonda and Cindy SheehanIllustrated by Michael MooreForward by George SorosMY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINAHOUSE OVERSIGHT 026517By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al SharptonTHINGS I CANNOT AFFORDBy Bill GatesTHINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEYBy Dennis RodmanTHINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUEBy Al Gore and John KerryHOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLESTBy Dr. Jack KevorkianTO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFOREBy Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'DonnellGUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTEBy Mike TysonTHE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORYMY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERSBy 0. J. SimpsonHOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELYBy Ted KennedyMY BOOK OF MORALSBy Bill ClintonWith introduction by The Rev. Jesse JacksonMy Complete Knowledge of Military StrategyBy Nancy PelosiTHINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZEBy Barack ObamaHOUSE OVERSIGHT 026518